The curse of Launceston
Regarding Sunday's farcical full-time follies, the less said the better.
Needless to say however, the Australian Football League must strip St Kilda of its two points and transfer them to the mighty Fremantle Dockers.
I was born, bred and am currently breeding in the Indian Ocean port city of Fremantle. My grandfather first arrived here in 1942 on the P&O liner Alkaline. But the jarrah boards of the harbour pier burnt his feet. He hopped back on board and high-tailed it for Sydney, where the decks are cooler and the girls do hula. He and Grandmother have been talking about Freo ever since the fire went out.