Shane Parker sighting
Last Friday I was buying a sanger from a greasy spoon just down the street from Dockers HQ when who should wander in but Dockers' defender Shane Parker. He had unusually skinny carves.
A nong waiting for his pork roll at the counter looked at Parks and said, "a bit of unrest at the club, eh?", to which Parker replied, "I haven't seen any of it."
Parks 6, Nong nil.